found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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