I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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