You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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