I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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