shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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