Your dad touched me again.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
did you just send me my own nude
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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