i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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