i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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