North Korea, Best Korea!
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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