im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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