i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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