Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
