Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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