i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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