yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
