No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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