Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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