OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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