i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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