I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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