Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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