how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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