just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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