things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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