We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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