shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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