So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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