honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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