dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
