im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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