youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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