Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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