Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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