This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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