the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Mom said you looked used
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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