new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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