so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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