Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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