the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I need a burrito and a hug.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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