I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
