I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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