I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My ass is underappreciated
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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