Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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