I feel like I'm in dance class right now
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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