ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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