why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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