Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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