You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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