I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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