how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
