Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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