Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
ok first of all what the fuck
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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