I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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