Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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